Do you have any headcanons for Spiderverse? You’re super funny and back when I still Went There, your Vld headcanons made my day
hell yeah i do
[peter b voice] “it’s impossible to know when the middle of my life is, so i’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis”
peni has to actively avoid giving history spoilers
peni: “wow they haven’t used tech like this since world war IV” gwen, peter b, and miles: “world war what”
noir: “…wait there’s gonna be a world war II”
miles leaves little spiderman tags next to street art he likes
jefferson to spiderman: “officially, i don’t agree with your methods and think that vigilantism is a danger to society. unofficially? that was dope”
the mallet really does fit in miles’ pocket and he still can’t figure out how
miles: “hey question, if i get shot do i own the bullet? like, can i keep it?” peter b: “…miles did you get shot”
someone: “man spiderman’s so cool” ganke, remembering that time he found on miles crying on the ceiling during finals week: “mmhm. yeah. yep. he sure is”
the spideys are constantly comparing universe notes
there’s a heated berenstein bears vs berenstain bears debate
miles’s universe doesn’t have comic con, gwen’s doesn’t have spongebob, and peter b’s doesn’t have the beatles
noir doesn’t know what any of those things are, porker’s universe has all of them but they’re animals, and peni is beginning to realize that all of her friends are like. super old
miles: “i made you a friendship bracelet” gwen: “i’m not really a jewelry person” miles: “oh it’s cool you don’t have to wear-” gwen: “no i’m gonna wear it forever back off”
